My name is Wanda Lee Callagy. I really did not make this up. I can’t help it if when people say it fast it rhymes a bit. I looked up the word sarcasm and the meaning of it I felt bad, because I always thought the gift could be a useful tool. The dictionary told me that, so to speak. I looked up the word.
It finally dawned on me. I own a book called the Snark Handbook. The author was Lawrence Dorfman. In the pages I found so many funny quotes. I realized if I told a story and I repeated these quotes some folks might not understand. If I verbally said them, maybe. If I used sign language it was worse. More worser.
The fact did trouble me. And I had sent it out for the whole wide world and I couldn’t believe everyone and I mean everyone could see it. So, I took a break. And one more thing to add if I may.
I love listening to music. I own a really old guitar. Someone I thought I loved more than life itself helped me pick it out. But, later I learned that there were two little boys born that proved something else to me. I had to share them with the whole world. I had to learn to let go. It was harder than I could ever imagine. I kept misunderstanding. I thought words like let it be and running on empty could not only be a lyric but I could listen. I thought it might be a tool, like a hammer. I mean, I thought it was cool.
Sadly, I also thought we were all in this together. I had heard terms before like ego. I just kept on. But the I I i i eye continued. The worsted was that I had to look in a mirror. And I remembered something. I think i could smile.
I could just be falling in love again with we. I hope it works out. YOu be well. Say it with flowers if that is what it takes. And, PS, I did not notice spelling mistakes. Darn it, now I have to look up me, me, me. I get scared just posting that word.